Puntastic IM Convo

Since we're on the subject of technology and the multitude of ways of communicating through technology, I decided that this IM (also known as "instant messenger") conversation kind of tied in with it. I also felt like just making a random post since I was bored and had nothing better to do. [*There are a lot of references to Gilbert and Sullivan's operetta The Pirates of Penzance, so it would explain as to why some parts seem...weird, I guess.]

**Sarita** [[Margarita]]: Poor guy
**Sarita** [[Margarita]]: He's surely stray'd
Julian Something: Fred?
Julian Something: Ohhhhhhhhhhh
Julian Something: That was bad, Sarita
**Sarita** [[Margarita]]: Was it worse than Becca's "Ruthless" comment?
Julian Something: We are gonna have to start calling you the punisher, and god, please stop
**Sarita** [[Margarita]]: PUNS!!!!!!
**Sarita** [[Margarita]]: I'm not even good at them
**Sarita** [[Margarita]]: Why should I stop?
Julian Something: To spare me the punishment??
**Sarita** [[Margarita]]: What? You think it's punny?
Julian Something: Nothing is the least bit punny about this situation, ma'am. But how do we stop?
Julian Something: I'm going to have to punder on this situation
**Sarita** [[Margarita]]: Geez...sometimes I punder about you Julian
Julian Something: Don't worry Sarita, I'm relatively safe. After all, they did lock up those criminals in the federal punitentiary
**Sarita** [[Margarita]]: Geez...sometimes I punder about you Julian
**Sarita** [[Margarita]]: Oops
Julian Something: LOL FAIL
**Sarita** [[Margarita]]: Poor Pund'ring One
Julian Something: Gosh that really was pretty bad, seriously
**Sarita** [[Margarita]]: I know
Julian Something: I actually kinda have to shower, I really do smell pungent, and that's no pun
**Sarita** [[Margarita]] Ewwwwwwwwwww
Julian Something: I have a strange urge to "crank dat"
**Sarita** [[Margarita]]: Go ahead
Julian Something: Soulja Boy pun in and OH, watch me pun and watch me ROLL!!!
Julian Something: That was as bad, if not worse then yours
**Sarita** [[Margarita]]: Yeah
Julian Something: You can't stand the THUNDAH!!!!!
**Sarita** [[Margarita]]: Your...Punder Thunder?
Julian Something: EWWWWWWWWW STOP IT PLEASE! MY EYES HURT FROM READING THOSE!
Julian Something: Kidding, you are a really punderful pun artist
**Sarita** [[Margarita]]: Yeah no punder
Julian Something: That's pretty bad, really
**Sarita** [[Margarita]]: I can make people's sanity go all apunder
Julian Something: Now I'm almost serious.
**Sarita** [[Margarita]]: Seriously?
Julian Something: Fo shizzle
**Sarita** [[Margarita]]: Awww...I was having a lot of pun
**Sarita** [[Margarita]]: Sorry sorry sorry
Julian Something: Ew
Julian Something: That was terrible
**Sarita** [[Margarita]]: That was my last...one
Julian Something: You mean your last pun?
**Sarita** [[Margarita]]: I was GONNA say that
Julian Something: Well no duh you were gonna say that
**Sarita** [[Margarita]]: Yeah
**Sarita** [[Margarita]]: I'm having fun though
Julian Something: And its giving me brain trauma
**Sarita** [[Margarita]]: Don't like it that I'm better at puns than you?
Julian Something: No, puns always make me go "EWWWWW" and my head hurts. Probably because I haven't drank enough Kool Aid
**Sarita** [[Margarita]]: Go ye and plunder your kitchen then for some Kool Aid
Julian Something: Can't
**Sarita** [[Margarita]]: Why not?
Julian Something: Pitcher is being used for ice tea
**Sarita** [[Margarita]]: AAAAAHHHHHHHHH
**Sarita** [[Margarita]]: NOT
**Sarita** [[Margarita]]: COOL
Julian Something: I KNOW RIGHT????
**Sarita** [[Margarita]]: This scenario is punthinkable!
Julian Something: I just slammed my fist into my desk right there
**Sarita** [[Margarita]]: I'm sorry
**Sarita** [[Margarita]]: I can't resist
**Sarita** [[Margarita]]: You might wanna get used to it
Julian Something: It was really really good, so good it was bad
**Sarita** [[Margarita]]: You said you PUNched your desk?
Julian Something: Yup
**Sarita** [[Margarita]]: I'm so dang proud of myself right now
Julian Something: scary
Julian Something: I'm sorry, but you shouldnt be
**Sarita** [[Margarita]]: But I'm puntastic! I call that an accomplishment!
Julian Something: Yes, you are
Julian Something: And Ashley's mom is weird
**Sarita** [[Margarita]]: How so?